I want to own a museum that does a robot presidents show. This already exists, but here’s my addition. Animatronic Lincoln gets up when it’s his turn to speak and says, “Hi, boys and girls! I’m Abraham Lincoln, and I've just won the Civil War!” All the other presidents hit the deck. Lincoln looks behind him over one shoulder, then the other, then shrugs. “Anyway, it looks like it’s clear sailing from here, for me AND the blacks. I think I'll celebrate by taking in a show with the Mrs.”
Your imagination can take it from there. Perhaps an animatronic John Wilkes Booth could make an appearance.